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Me: I’ve about had it with white people at my store, Dave.
Me: They really are The Worst.
Lartigue: in which of many possible ways?
Me: I overhear so many boring-ass white people cell phone calls.
Me: Like that.
Me: That’s one of a thousand ways.
Me: Last night I ferried a gal’s new chest of drawers to her car for her.
Me: And on the way she asked if she’d need like a screwdriver or something to put it together, and I told her probably?
Me: And that it’d also come with a hex wrench.
Me: And she confided she’d never gotten furniture that wasn’t already assembled before.
Me: So I’m sure you can guess this was a large African-American man.
Lartigue: what is that like
Me: Who can say!
Me: I told her it was my job from about the age of eiight to put together shelves and cabinets for the family.
Me: I think that bounced right off of her. She had no idea what I was talking about.
Me: Or that I was talking at all.
Lartigue: javier always did that for her
Me: I bet that’s not even it. Her folks probably bought, like, expensive-ass furniture from, like, Macy’s or whatever.
Me: Wherever rich people get tables.
Lartigue: I would never even consider myself poor and I used to sit on milk crates
Me: A lot of folks did!
Me: She never has, I can guarantee it.